Sam Sloan dared come forth and utter:

Yes, I could easily play Bill Brock,Taylor Kingston, Randy Bauer, and
the top 5 players in the USCF in a simultaneous exhibition in both
Chinese Chess and shogi at the same time and win all of my games
without difficulty.

There is however one opponent would be dangerous. International Master
Larry Kaufman is much stronger than I in both chess and shogi. He once
beat me in Chinese chess too, but that was 20 years ago when I was not
very good.

However, as long as you keep Larry Kaufman out of the game, I can
easily beat all of the rest of them simultaneously and possibly
blindfolded as well.

Yeah, I'm sure you could easily play those guys and kick their asses,
and that's because Chinese Chess and shogi SUCK! Chinese Chess is for
little kids.

I could beat you, Sloan, at the REAL game, blindfolded and with my
hands tied behind my back. I'd just have to move the pieces with my
teeth. Or gums, rather. I had my front teeth kicked out a few years
back when I got into a fight with one of my grandfather's drinking
buddies down at the Legion Hall when he said Fischer should have lost
that game against Botvinnik.

So don't come selling that swagger around here, Sloan! I'll show you
how a real man plays!