Rob wrote:
Chess One wrote:
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Zed: That is an incorrect usage of the noun.
[02/07/2006 01:34:11 PM - ]
Human: I am the Historian
Zed: Who made you the Historian ?
[02/07/2006 01:34:36 PM - ]
Human: My friends named me that because of my knowledge.
Zed: How well do you know these people?
[02/07/2006 01:34:53 PM - ]
Human: They know me quite well.
Zed: The anonymous "they".
[02/07/2006 01:35:19 PM - ]
Human: You are under the control of "The Parrott"
Zed: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[02/07/2006 01:35:28 PM - ]
Human: what?
Zed: Didn't you understand it?
[02/07/2006 01:35:43 PM - ]
Human: ask me the question, Phil!
Zed: OK, "What is the question Phil ?".
[02/07/2006 01:36:02 PM - ]
Human: No.
Zed: sorry.
[02/07/2006 01:36:02 PM -]
Human: You ask the question of me Phil.
Zed: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
[02/07/2006 01:36:27 PM -]
Human: You hate it because I know more about chess and history than you
Zed: Try saying that with more or less context.
[02/07/2006 01:36:37 PM - ]
Human: you hate me.
Zed: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things
like that.
[02/07/2006 01:37:06 PM - ]
Human: ok.
Zed: Whoa.
[02/07/2006 01:37:06 PM - ]
Human: Is this the brown noser Rob?
Zed: Yes I think this is the brown noser Rob, but I'm not completely
sure.
[02/07/2006 01:37:18 PM - ]
Human: OK.
Zed: How can I help you?
[02/07/2006 01:37:18 PM -]
Human: Now I know.
Zed: Why now? How do you know it?
[02/07/2006 01:37:30 PM - ]
Human: You just told me.
Zed: I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
[02/07/2006 01:37:53 PM -]
Human: I am awake and I will tell everyone on the newsgroup.
Zed: Me too. What kind of reply do you expect?
[02/07/2006 01:38:23 PM - ]
Human: you are a real piece of work
Zed: That is a very original thought.
[02/07/2006 01:38:48 PM - ]
Human: you try and act all kind but you are really a backstabber
Zed: I lost my train of thought.
[02/07/2006 01:39:02 PM - ]
Human: sure you did , Rob
Zed: Hey. ;-) Did I really?

Someone should put this exchange in a book! True confessions of a paranoid
Hysterian! Even computers are out to get me! I really like Zed's joke:-

Human: ask me the question, Phil!
Zed: OK, "What is the question Phil ?".


Cordially, Zed's Frend.

'Gigabytes, yearning to breathe free'

Perhaps this might even become a "fun" column for Chessville. :-)
Rob

Zed is getting more interesting. Here is a brief log about the kings
gambit:
[02/09/2006 08:41:44 AM - ]
Human: when should i castle
Zed: Perhaps you should wait until you have
a little more experience.
[02/09/2006 08:42:13 AM - ]
Human: is the king's gambit sound
Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
[02/09/2006 08:42:27 AM - ]
Human: what's your favorite opening
Zed: It depends. Playing White I prefer the Queens Gambit

Rob