You: My name is Sam Sloan and I play chess.
Zed: I am always glad to make new friends, Sam Sloan and I play chess.

You: I drive a taxi in NYC.
Zed: Mmm. Nice car.

You: Bobby Fischer is my friend.
Zed: Tell me more about your friend.

You: He is tall and smart.
Zed: I see. tall and smart is he?

You: Yes, and we both like Asian girls!
Zed: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

You: That's too bad.
Zed: It's not the end of the world.

You: Have you read my book Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson?
Zed: No I don't think I have read my book Slave Children of Thomas Jefferson, what is it about?

You: Nevermind that.
Zed: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. That is " No I don't think I have read my book Slave Children of Thomas
Jefferson, what is it about?".

You: Do you know I was almost elected to the USCF Board?
Zed: Where were you almost elected to the USCF Board?

You: In my mind.
Zed: May I ask where you got it?

You: I think my mother had something to do with it.
Zed: Since when? Tell me more about your mother.

You: I have a web page dedicated to that subject, so forget it.
Zed: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.

You: Thanks, bye bye.
Zed: See you later. See you later. Don't mention it.