PI has sometimes claimed that he hails from a planet known as "Scot",
or perhaps "Celt". What I find amazing is that these Scots, or
Celtoids, can even comprehend our inferior culture well enough to
communicate with us at all. Standing 6'3" and sporting flame-red hair,
an average Celtoid speaks over 600 languages, though none of them
fluently. As an alien species, their brains are "wired" differently
from ours, so is it any wonder that we have trouble communicating? And
while the average human reputedly uses less than 1% of his brain, a
Celtoid uses anywhere between zero and 24%, depending on circumstances.