Lest we forget ;-)

***

But before Parr visits Sloan's site, he first visits the official
Pokémon website
(Crass & cheesy? Yup! Kid-safe? You bet!)

http://www.pokemon.com/flash.htm

....and the Wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokemon

Having learned all he knows about Pokémon from Sam Sloan's websites,
Parr naturally thinks [or thought, circa, June 2005--WHB 5/5/2006] that
Pokémon is some sort of soft porn cartoon. Hilarious--kindly let me
know how much pornography you find on
pokemon.com, Larry baby! (Or anyone else, for that matter: post
[nonexistent] salacious links below....)

To find Pokémon porn mixed with kid-friendly links, one needs to
visit Sam Sloan's website....

http://www.samsloan.com/pokeplot.htm

(How old is Misty, Larry baby? The answer is on the page)

http://www.shamema.com/pokepoll.htm

(What thought experiment involves Misty, Larry baby?)

Does Sloan seem to be fixated on sexualizing the barely pubescent
(here, admittedly, barely pubescent cartoon characters, but he's
reported his adventures with barely pubescent humans elsewhere)?

http://tinyurl.com/78g8t (you'll find three pages linked from this
message)