"StanB" Bulldyke Marinello will speak for all homos.

That kind of insensitive attitude is what I would expect from a homophone
like you.

We are not "HOMOS" or faggots, fags, fudge-packers, ass-bandits,
scrotum-sniffers, light-in-the-loafers, poofters, buggerers, chin-ball
players, queers, turd-munchers, smegma-suckers, dick-lickers, fruits,
hamster-killers, dick-cheese chewers, or any other homophobic remark.

We are men. People. Human Beings. Some of us are married and have kids. But
what we all have in common is that we like other men. Manly men. Men with
hairy balls and stone-hard penises. We like the same things that most women
want (except Beatriz). We want to get ****ed hard and good. We are Gay Men,
and we are here to stay in the predominantly homosexual USCF.

If I am elected to the Board of Directors, I promise to speak for all Gay
Men. Beatriz has promised me a good position, and she gets along great with
my wife.