Ange1o DePa1ma wrote:


"Deah Schweinhundt:

Vee haff receift your complainink letter, danke schoen. Yoo are krazy,
verrueckt, to tink dat you miserable Schweinhundt desserf a refunt! Silly
patzer. ChessBase GmbH duss not giff refunts to amerikaner Schweinhundts
such as yourself. Iff you keep complainink about our products vee vill be
forced to deal mit you in a ferry extreme mannah. Remember how vee took back
den Sudetenland vor der greater glory of des Reichs? Vee can deal mit vermin
like yoo too. Iff yoo don't like our Produkt, bitte go buy somevun else's,
like dose Kommunist Convekta peoples'.

Very best wishes,

Dieter Schwacherschwanz,
Vice-Chancellor, Customer Service"

Odd that you should bring up the Sudetanland because on this day in
1938:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_Agreement

Kevin