Matt Nemmers wrote:
Chess One wrote:
"Matt Nemmers" wrote in message
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Chess One wrote:

"When is the last time you went to ChessHut in NewToxin, Tennessee?"
"Where?'

Phil

I never get your jokes, Phil.

Kül, my father was in the navy and he didn't get my jokes either, Matt, on
the other hand I don't know what its like to get sunk 3 times from
kamikazies.

Important Joke Test for Naval Persons: One marine I met said to always
remind you squabs that the marines are the senior service, if only by one
day by act of Congress. So... Is that funny? )

Not "funny;" they earned it. Can't remember which battle, but the
Jarheads earned their seniority. Gotta give 'em props.

Sailors like to remind Marines that they're still Department of the
Navy. To which a quick Marine will reply, "Yeah...the MEN'S
department."

One joke you've probably heard:

A sailor and a Marine are just finishing their business in the head.
As the sailor turns from the stall and starts to walk out the door the
Marine says sarcastically, "Hey squid...don't the Navy teach you to
wash your hands after you take a ****?"

To which the sailor replies, "No, in the Navy they teach us not to ****
on our hands."

Meanwhile it is pretty well known that USCf moved to the metamphetamine
capital of the South, land is cheap in town, &c.

Phil

I think you meant to type "methamphetamine."

He could have been typing anything.

But I didn't know
Crossville was the crank capital of the South.

Brattleboro, VT, is the crank capital of the North. Whereever Marcus
Roberts is posting from is the crank capital of the South.

But I guess it makes
sense -- they'd have to be on SOMETHING to elect Sloan to the EB...

What was Dubeck "on" when he endorsed Sloan?