I'm suing Jennifer Shahade for taking a job that clearly belongs to me.
Everyone knows I'm the most qualified person for the web editor job.

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"Google maintains the USENET." -- The Honorable R. Barclay Surrick,
Eastern
District of PA Judge
From Parker v. Google, E.D.Pa. #04-cv-3918


"appointment of counsel was unwarranted given Parker's abilities as a
writer
and presenter of arguments"
From Page 6 of the ruling in Parker v. University of Pennsylvania,
#04-3688,
Third Circuit Court Of Appeals.