Who is going to want to work for the USCF in Crossville, Tennessee"

Crossville, Tennessee - a great place to run Chess radio ads.

A female voice

"Do you know that the FACTS about chess? Do you know that chess
officials in FIDE, of which the United States Chess Federation fully
supports finically, intend to DRUG TEST you children, that is, make
them strip naked and urinate in a cup under current FIDE guidelines.
Please, don't let your child play chess! The FACTS are that chess is
dangerous for children. FIDE has drug tested children, as young as 8
years old, in the past."


Marcus Roberts