Impeach Bush for Closing the Post Office

I just came back from the post office. I went there to mail some DVDs
that I had sold online. I was outraged to discover that the post office
was closed for the Funeral of President Ford.

The Post Office nationwide closed for a funeral! Outrageous. I have
bills to pay, work to get done, a family to support. Am I supposed to
stop everything just because a former president died?

Impeach Bush. How many billions of dollar will the US Economy lose
because the post office is closed one day for the former presidents
funeral?

Who ordered this? It is not in the law, so it must have been President
Bush who ordered this stupid thing..

We see Betty Ford slobbering every day because her husband died. Is
there no limit to this? Has she no decency?

Somebody should yell catcalls to her to open the post office. Does she
want her husband to be remembered as the man who closed the post office
and who shut down the economy of the nation?

Sam Sloan