Day 551 and counting...kid-friendly porn courtesy of Sam Sloan, who is
endorsed by Star Trek Boy and Larry Parr!

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But before Parr visits Sloan's site, he first visits the official
Pokémon website (Crass & cheesy? Yup! Kid-safe? You bet! Passé?
Probably....)

http://www.pokemon.com/flash.htm

....and the Wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokemon

Having learned all he knows about Pokémon from Sam Sloan's websites,
Parr naturally thought, circa June 2005, that Pokémon was some sort of
soft porn cartoon. Hilarious--kindly let me know how much pornography
you find on pokemon.com, Larry baby! (Or anyone else, for that matter:
post [nonexistent] salacious links below....)

To find Pokémon porn mixed with kid-friendly links, one needs to visit
Sam Sloan's website....

http://www.samsloan.com/pokeplot.htm

(How old is Misty, Larry baby? The answer is on the page)

http://www.shamema.com/pokepoll.htm

(What thought experiment involves Misty, Larry baby?)

Does the ephebophile Sloan seem to be fixated on sexualizing the barely
pubescent (here, admittedly, barely pubescent cartoon characters, but
he's reported his adventures with barely pubescent humans elsewhere)?

http://tinyurl.com/78g8t

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