On Feb 10, 7:21 pm, "samsloan" wrote:
A Terrible Confession I must make

For the past months I have been tormented by this secret that I have
been holding.

But now I can hold it no longer.

Now I must finally confess that:

I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

You ****ed her? So tell me, did she really have a tattoo on her inner
right thigh just below The Promised Land that said "Mike from Michigan
was here?"