On Feb 19, 2:18 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Feb 18, 9:19 pm, "Jason_911" wrote:

I'll take your avoidance of answering me as a "yes".

Apparently, there is some gross logic flaw in the programming
of this insult-bot; I suspect it may still be in the early
experimental stages of development.

What is your OTB rating my low IQ

OTOH, it apparently is very astute in analyzing its own
weaknesses, at least in the area of IQ. It remains to be
seen whether this carries over to its, I assume, chess
playing abilities.

ape friend? 1100? 1200?

Hey -- not bad guesses. I wonder if its programmer was
already familiar with RM's results at GetClub.com? In fact,
I am beginning to wonder if it may be the case that the
same programmers are responsible for both.

Do you need help in setting up the pieces?

Simulation of a young child, seeking "common ground"?

Were you born this dumb Rob or did you get dropped on your head alot?

Again, apparently the insult-bot has been programmed
to seek common ground; however, note that a human,
dropped on its head, will nevertheless self-repair to some
extent, while an insult-bot will suffer irreparable damage
due to its rigid -- and fragile -- hardware.

[Event "www.ChessWorld.netTournamentnumber#70461"]
[Site "www.ChessWorld.net"]
[Date "2007.2.15"]
[Round "NA"]
[White "robmtchl"]
[Black "Chess One"]
[Result "*"]
[Board "3391183"]
[Termination "in progress"]

1. e2e4 c7c5 2. Ng1f3 Nb8c6 3. c2c3 d7d5 4. e4e5 Bc8g4 5. d2d4 e7e6 6.
Bf1b5 Qd8b6 7. a2a4 Ng8e7 8. O-O Ne7f5 9. Bc1g5 h7h6 10. Bg5f4 Bf8e7
11. Bb5d3 O-O 12. h2h3 Bg4xf3 13. Qd1xf3 g7g5 14. Bf4h2 Nf5g7 15.
Nb1d2 cxd4 16. c3c4 Nc6b4 17. a4a5 *

Uh... this is not the right way to play the French Sicilian,
Mr. Mitchell. Are you *trying* to make your friend look
like a real nearly-an-IM? The establishment of the e5
spearhead is of little value where Black is able to slip in
...B-g4 before playing ...e6, as there is no significant
cramp. In addition, the move B-b5 exerts zero pressure,
and in fact exposes this piece to attack, as you saw.

Your best plan at this point would be to try a swindle, as
by stating that your account had been hijacked by some
idiot hacker (perhaps this Jason creature?), and that he
had been playing to throw the game in order to make you
look bad. Believe me, this IM Innes fella is not all that
smart -- he might just believe such a story. Start over
and play moves like 1.d3, 2.e3, 3.Be2, 4.Bd2 -- you'll do
much better. Good luck now.

-- help bot

I learn by example. Thanks for the help.
Rob