"Chess One" wrote in message
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"help bot" wrote in message
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At present, I have *finally* achieved a position requiring
a deep think. Two pawns ahead, I need to select the
right follow-up or my attack will falter. This is in fact, the
very first time I have seen fit to set up a chessboard and
men. All my games at GetClub and all my games at
RedHotPawn have been played rather offhandedly, up
'till now. (Even so, I am considered a "star" at GetClub.)

Perhaps you could recruit IM Innes in this endeavor?
He has the latest, greatest chess program ever: Rybka,
which undoubtedly can improve on my actual moves
about 90% of the time.

Even a master such as myself can improve upon a 1300-beater such as
Kennedy,

Is this retard who goes by the name "help bitch" really 1300? I already knew
the guy had a very low IQ based on the content of his posts, but this is
hillarious!