"Good Moves Aren't worth BEANS!" wrote in message
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Even a master such as myself.....

ROFL!!

Innes, you senile jackass, how can you keep telling lies like this when
everyone knows that you are nowhere near being a master. You never were
one. And you're no longer worth the 2044 rating you used to have 12 years
ago.

Its all true.

My real Name is Horace Uralz Hussein Gandalf Innes, my rating has never
exceeded 1333 [provisional], I slept out of the ship, kept false musters,
and fell asleep during the second dog.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, no. The moon landings
were a hoax by the international society of undertakers, drunkards and
crematorialists. There is also no proof that Canada exists, and I defy
/anyone/ to prove it.

The best way to learn chess as ani ful no is with one foot in a bucket of
water, while silently singing Dixie wearing a coon hat, and squinting
through your left eye. All mathematicians are crooks and should be forced to
read Rilke. The best sandwich is peanut butter jelly, banana and salami,
with chess-melt on rye. [The Wilkes-Barre variation.]

I was one of the nuns in the Sound of Music, where I also learned to yodel
and later yodelled chess moves across the great glens of Scotland playing
against distance shepards.

All the above is true and recorded in the Galactic Wikipedia, page 6^6, line
6.

Cordially, 'call me H.U.G.H.' Innes