
February 27th 07, 10:50 PM
posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Return of the Creature called Repa
On Feb 27, 1:42 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Feb 27, 8:47 am, "SBD" wrote:
On Feb 27, 2:54 am, "Good Moves Aren't worth BEANS!"
wrote:
You're a 1300 rated MORON help bitch! Why do you troll about in a chess
usenet when you can't even play the game of chess?
If he is Kennedy, as you assert, from the USCF MSA:
Current Published Rating
Regular Rating 2291
Quick Rating 2336
Hmm 300 points higher than you.
Well, it seems the imbecile known as Jason Repa cannot
think clearly; for *if* I were indeed this player above, I could
hardly be a 1300 player as he maintains. My view is that
the imbecile simply "borrowed" the idea -- unexamined --
from his admirer, Larry "syntax expert" Parr. In truth, this
was not such a great leap, for let's face facts: the child
simply is incapable of any rational or intelligent evaluation
of his supporter's theory, involving as it does, the English
language. No, I say the creature might just as well adopt
whatever theories or fictions his admirer suggests, even
if that involves myriad contradictions of logic and reason.
At least that way, it may maintain a *real* friend, which is
better than just continuing to invent phantom identities with
which to post in praise of itself.
Very, very sad, the venom you feel compelled to spew forth against
your betters.
Ah, but there is no one else available.
Here are couple of facts for the creature to chew on:
At GetClub, it is true that I am only rated somewhere
around 1300, but then, that is the tip-top, and higher
than, for instance, Taylor Kingston, the last I checked.
I beat the living daylights out of Sanny's program, which
most likely *is* a 1300 (USCF) on some level or other.
At RedHotPawn, I am already up well into the 1500s,
having started recently at 1200 and won every single
game.
The idea that I am some master rated 2300 does not
coincide well with the suggestion that I am also a 1300.
The problem here is one of logic, in that one cannot be
two very different ratings -- and strengths -- at the *same
time*. How to explain this to an imbecile, I do not quite
know. I can only hope he checks it out with Larry Parr,
and is informed correctly; but then, LP has had many
similar difficulties with logic and reason. :(
In sum, the creature should either give up its mindless
aping of LP and decide for itself whether I am a true 1300
or some 2300-rated master, or it could begin to grasp the
idea that a 1300 rating on, say, GetClub, is in no way
equivalent to a 1300 USCF (or FIDE) rating. The latter
approach might require mental exertion, which I expect is
rather risky considering the creature's limited resources.
Of course, I freely admit that this is idle speculation on
my part, for no one here expects the creature to even
begin to grasp that his position is both untenable and
embarrassing to himself. Perhaps I will have to settle
for continuing to tutor it in the proper way of delivering
insults and the spewing forth of venom.
-- help bot
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