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Old March 21st 07, 01:52 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
Heywood Jablowme
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Default Retard Chess

"Inconnux" Mr Repa is actually a pretty good chess player, but he holds
anyone below his rating with contempt. He seems to equate his rating with
his self
worth.


Mr. Repo apparently dislikes you intensely, and for a chess player, that
usually means that he harbors an intense homosexual attraction to you. You
can figure out how queer he is for you by inverting the amount of hatred
that he spews towards you.

Based on what I have read of his postings regarding you; I think it is fair
to say that he probably masturbates several times every day fantasizing
about you, and slides the broomstick up his arse pretending it is you.

Sadly, there is no known cure for chessqueeria, which is the mental illness
peculiar to gay chess players who are obsessed with men they think they
hate.


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