On Mar 23, 11:56 am, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 23, 8:06 am, "Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!"

wrote:
There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth,

I can vouch for this; Skippy is ALWAYS fighting
with the facts! LOL

And of course his inability to differentiate between
various posters here can be written off to his lack of
mental capacity, much like several others here.

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On another matter, the great master Rob Mitchell
wrote that Skippy stacked his tournaments with
what he called "weaker rated players". This is not
true. Although they were rated chess players, they
can hardly be described as "weaker" in relation to
Skip. For instance, take a look at Sam Cleto -- he
*trounced* Skippy, and this is not the only time,
either.

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.



In fact, if you visit the CFC Web site you will find
that Skippy quite often has grave difficulties when it
comes to playing REAL chess -- that is, not just
the mindless bullet chess where all that matters is
hand speed. Still, he's not bad player; perhaps a
Class A strength player apart from bullet chess,
which would put him at the 100th percentile among
his peers, the other pathetic imbeciles at Winterpeg
Sanitarium. And even measured against "normal"
people, the Class A level is at what -- the 90th
percentile? No, Skippy is actually quite good at
chess, if nothing else.

Oh, and at beating the other inmates up. We
caretakers often utilize this to our own advantage.
For instance, imagine a situation where one of the
inmates pesters and goads us deliberately, knowing
full well that we cannot touch him under pain of
losing one's job. No problemo: just buy Skippy a
candy bar or a beer and tell him that in return, a
certain inmate needs to be "taught a lesson".
(Not that this has ever happened, you
understand; I'm just saying that it is possible, in
theory. Of course, this would probably be illegal
and so I am definitely against it. No one should
ever stoop this low, and it is a clear violation of
the sanitarium's written policies. Forget I even
mentioned it.)

-- coach bot