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Old March 25th 07, 04:25 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Repa Retard chess

On Mar 24, 8:37 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 24, 12:15 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"

wrote:
By the way, there was some discussion of the rating differences between
Canadians and americans. Most people already know (including most americans)


Survey results can be found he

http://www.intheimaginationofRepa.ca/

that the uscf ratings are inflated compared to their CFC counterparts, with
very few exceptions.


I would not be so quick to make sweeping pronouncements
based on limited personal experiences. And the very idea
that an imbecile can read minds en mass is just plain silly!

In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events, like the
New York Open, the World Open, and so forth. That kind
of prize money was simply unavailable in Canadian events,
so it became the primary focus of USCF-rated play. These
guys didn't seem to care a whit about their USCF ratings,
except as a tool to win money, and they regarded their
Canadian ratings as the real measure of relative strength.
FYI: those players were largely from the Toronto area, not
Winterpeg.

-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Rob" wrote:


I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits!


Skippy is quite good at bullet-chess. His eye-hand
coordination has been honed to a fine edge despite
frequently being drunk and off his prescribed meds.
Indeed, despite a severe lack of mental and social
development, Skip has become like the Rain Man
character played by Dustin Hoffman -- very good at
one simple task. It is interesting to note that despite
his mental handicap, Skippy has an amazing ability
to quickly shift wood with a computer mouse, often
winning on time against players with twice his IQ!


I don't know why everyone wants to pick on the poor
boy. I mean, is it his fault that his development has
been severely retarded? Is he responsible for being
born a cretinous blob of frustrated ectoplasm and
hair? Not that I wish to point a finger at his parents,
but hey, where were they when the developmental
phase was supposed to ensue? Where were they
when Skippy was supposed to be learning to get
along with other kids, or when he was supposed to
be attending school? About the only thing they (if
indeed he can be supposed to have had two parents
and not just one) got right was in familiarizing the
poor creature with computers and the mouse.


Were it not for the renowned skill of the many
doctors at the sanitarium, we might all have given
up any hope of any improvement long ago. There
is always hope... .


-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

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Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3

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