On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Rob" wrote:

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits!

Skippy is quite good at bullet-chess. His eye-hand
coordination has been honed to a fine edge despite
frequently being drunk and off his prescribed meds.
Indeed, despite a severe lack of mental and social
development, Skip has become like the Rain Man
character played by Dustin Hoffman -- very good at
one simple task. It is interesting to note that despite
his mental handicap, Skippy has an amazing ability
to quickly shift wood with a computer mouse, often
winning on time against players with twice his IQ!

I don't know why everyone wants to pick on the poor
boy. I mean, is it his fault that his development has
been severely retarded? Is he responsible for being
born a cretinous blob of frustrated ectoplasm and
hair? Not that I wish to point a finger at his parents,
but hey, where were they when the developmental
phase was supposed to ensue? Where were they
when Skippy was supposed to be learning to get
along with other kids, or when he was supposed to
be attending school? About the only thing they (if
indeed he can be supposed to have had two parents
and not just one) got right was in familiarizing the
poor creature with computers and the mouse.

Were it not for the renowned skill of the many
doctors at the sanitarium, we might all have given
up any hope of any improvement long ago. There
is always hope... .

-- coach bot

On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

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Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3