On Apr 30, 5:37 pm, JohnnyT wrote:

I will try not to laugh too hard.

As a reward for having refrained from laughing, the
elders have decided to award you "a win" of this thread.

You are now free to go to other threads and brag
about having "won" this one. If you can win just two
more threads before the deadline, you can cash them
in for a shot at what's behind door #1, #2, or #3.
(Unfortunately, what is behind these doors is just
more of the same drivel you already found here.)

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