Please notice that Phil Innes has only a provisional USCF rating,
meaning that he has only played 24 games or less, and the highest
rated player he has ever defeated in his life was rated 2060,

***actually 2199! if you want to play chess sloan just show up and stop
making such a *special* person of yourself! if you insult or provoke me or
my family i will smack you in your mouth very hard indeed. that is normal
here, as it is anywhere. just because you do this at a distance persuades
you that what you do is tolerable in person. it ain't - and if you provoke
it, pfft! is that fair to your mind?

if you want to play chess then we could play chess. i don't usually play
chess with abuseniks, so maybe it is YOU who are declining the opportunity
to play me - rather than talking big, as usual? how about them bananas?

in person i do assure you what you write at a distance is not ok or normal
here, and is considered provocative, and you /are/ a massive poseur at
other's expense, after all! - like someone really wanting to fight instead
of playing chess. but only wanting it at a distance. make up your own mind
which that is -since you picked the wrong person to pretend with - so come
on over or shut it. i am now calling you! okay?

if you ever dare to show up i'll let the people know that perhaps you
decided to play chess instead of playing your mouth organ.

i hope you notice that this is not really an invitation, and even if you
came i might not decide you are worth spending 10 minutes with, since you
are not *special* to me - it is a response to abuse which you offer at the
safe distance of some several hundred miles.

and remember miles!

stop pretending you want to play me at chess, since who actually would want
to voluntarily spend time with you, on these usual terms of engagement? i
can play stronger people anytime at all, and make no bones about losing to
them, opr triumphs either. whatever your game is is something else entirely,
nr. wormtongue

phil innes

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