Astronomers at the MacDonald Observatory, have announced the discovery
of still another planet, which they have named Planet Sloan, in honor of
our truth challenged poster to this newsgroup, one S. Sloan.

On Planet Sloan, people often spend their entire day either attacking
other people's credibility so that people will not realize they have
none of their own.

On Planet Sloan, the truth always it's own peculiar twist or color to it
that seems to directly contradict the evident truths that everyone
normal (i.e. not from Planet Sloan) sees or understands.

While qualified experts on earth tell us what is happening in all its
gory details, on Planet Sloan these are challenged as absolute lies that
are made up by those who would dare to challenge the official Planet
Sloan version of what is really going on.

On Planet Sloan, inhabits routinely run for political office, and never
win. Yet rather than become discouraged like normal people on Planet
Sloan such continual defeat is worn like a badge of honor, symbolizing
that for lunatics, that running is more important than winning.

Best Regards,

Bruce