The List of the Blind Monkey
On Oct 10, 12:58 am, Mike Murray wrote:
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:52:32 -0700, wrote:
26) EB Dialect 101: When one EB member says to another: "Wait until we
meet in private, I'm going to wring your neck and you'll not see
another sunrise!" this really means: "You take my breath away!"
I get the feeling you've stopped taking this seriously. Heh, heh,
heh.
How about, "I'll pull off your left arm and beat your head with the
bloody stump".
Hey, hang around long enough and this just might get interesting.
How about this one:
27) USCF Governance Unified Field Theory: Periodically, while
distracting/entertaining the membership with frivolous lawsuits, line
your pockets, integrate with the mob, and pat yourself on the back for
a job well done.
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