On Nov 9, 12:17 pm, "Chess One" wrote:

That's not the real issue here. The real issue is another
fabricated claim, unsupported by facts, re-re-re-reconfirming
what we already knew: that LP is a bilious liar. One can
have no more faith in his rubbish than in a stewed prune
(unless one is a knotty-pated fool, of course).

Let me just interupt this vague rant a moment, and inquire what the subject
is?

Thou knotty-pated fool! The subject is fabrication:
how to carve chess boards from oaken slabs, how
to turn chunks of rosewood into Bishops, how to
invent lies, carve the horses' heads of ebony wood,
all the while stepping clear of those big piles of
fly-infested steaming mush.


I hope it isn't Soviet 'fixing' of top games, since at least 4 top
Russians are on the record to heavily side with Evans.

Let them ride forth! Bring with them their lances
and armor. We shall see who is the better man --
these Russian "top" inventions or myself, here in the
flesh! I spit on their flag; I emit excrement upon their
imaginary heads. I deny their very existence, oh
builder of shams, oh wielder of imagination!


Perhaps you had some other subject in mind?

Cite the scholars, if you dare. No can do? Then
grab thee thine shovel, and remove thy master's
cow-piles! Haste, for the flies are among us, and
they multiply like, um, flies.


For instance, if EW were to complain that LE got the date
wrong on some ancient game or tourney,

Then he would be a vast hypocrite, since as Ray Keene pointed out the
previous issue of Kingpin, 3 years in the making, was so full of errors of
all types it had to be withdrawn, corrected and reprinted. 3 years! How
ironic

How wrongeth makes right! Twain, the wrongs be,
making right that which clearly was wrong. No more
shall we suffer fools who do wrongs, for now add
another, and right makes it be! Math be inverted,
addition so bare, but now subtraction wins over,
the maiden so fair!


If you set up to be a pedant, better to have something to be pedantic about.

Annoying pedants? Methinks all men should
beat them.


And Kingston, Winter are not even has-beens

Like Merry Parr they then be; for who never was
so high-rated, so ever shall he be.
A man's worth may be measured, by ruler or stick;
but what is it they measure? his mind, or his ick?


and there is your motive for The World According to Carp.

What motive postulate thee for thine master's
delusions-- insanity? Pugnacity? Or mental
confusions?

For thine master, thou hast loyalty, affection, and
peculiar direction, but hast thou reason, or knowledge,
or /rational/ objection?


-- S. bot