help bot wrote:
On Nov 9, 5:29 pm, "Chess One" wrote:

Baked, broiled or fried herring? Fish contains omega-fatty
acids, you know. Just beware of mercury.
Is that far enough? Corn-fed has some problems with authority and
achievement.


Much lesser men than thee, hath achieved twice as much,
as all men can see. Thou ad hominist, thou slothful flea!
What hath thine self achieved, but piddle--dee-dee?

Fiddle faddle, fuddle dee dum, Larry Parr hath as
much twaddle, as thine own self, thou bum! Forsooth,
thou canst claim for thine self the ratings and titles
of old GM Evans, thine elf! Nor the titles or robes of
great players, you see, for thou and thine master,
have none, for to thee.

When thou and thy master can claim rightfully so,
then thee may complain, thither and fro. Until then
remain silent, and mend thee thy ways, or I shall
make much regretful, thy nights and thy days!

Thou bloated pork rind, thou nit-witted pea! If thou
hadst but a brain, or the thoughts of a flea, thy mind
would swing open, thy mouth silent be.

Go clean up thy stables, thy master commands!
Get thee thy shovel, or just use thy hands. His lies
they are many, his truths be they few, his time in
confession be long it is true. But clean up his stables,
his piles and his poo, else be demoted still further,
how low I don't knew.


-- S. bot


Bravo!! Now you are rocking... :^)
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Cheers,
Rev. J.D. Walker, U.C.

'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.'
-- (Exodus 23:2)
'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
society.'
-- Jiddu Krishnamurti