On Nov 14, 9:46 pm, " wrote:


**CONFIDENTIAL**:

TO LARRY PARR & RATPACK


Please keep this communique confidential!

I see you are following my advice, Mr. Parr.
Rather than discuss the many slips or careless
errors -- a few of which were pinpointed by the
sinister Edward Winter -- made by your mentor,
five-time U.S. Champion Larry Evans, you have
finally recognized that doing so only leads to
further embarrassment for him, and more work
for you. Hence, it only makes sense to save
yourself all that trouble and focus on your main
job: ad hominizing critics like Taylor Kingston.

It's a big job, both time consuming and in this
case, requiring that you work, work, work to get
the thing done on schedule; there really is no
time for dilly dallying here. You of course will
understand that I was only kidding about GM
Evans "firing" you -- he would never even think
of doing that! Keep up the good (ad hom.) work.



For the record, these effusions are typical of
NMnot. We are discussing his "confidential"
correspondence with Richard Laurie, a man of
accomplishment as a dramatist, who avers that NMnot
sneakily snuck. NMnot does not counsel Mr. Laurie to
seek counselling and therapy. He simply calls him a liar
without offering any proof.
.
Our NMnot, the man of proud contumely, posted on
these forums using false names in PRAISE OF HIMSELF.
He assured us that he has "standards."


Oh, BTW: this is a rather low-brow group, so you
might want to tone it down a bit with the freaky
vocabulary. Try using big words most readers are
familiar with, like say, fianchetto or zugzwang.

Here's another pointer: when confronted with a
difficult analytical task, evil Ed Winter just handed
the work off to a little-known chess player rather
than try and tackle the job himself; why do you
suppose he would do that? That's right! Because
he wasn't up to the task. Now, heavily-armed with
Fritz, I don't think you (or your dull-witted henchman,
IM Innes) would have too much trouble skewering
EW's agent's analysis, published on his Web site
in his own articles. I just finished one where every
single analyst -- including a long list of world
champs -- mucked up their analysis of a famous
game from 1925. And that included EW's agent.

If Fritz were a boxer, his motto might be: "I'm a
baaaaaaaaaaaad program!"


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