Chess One wrote:

PS: I notice that Microsoft's spell checker does not admit malaprop, only
malapropism and the even rarer malapropos. Heuch!


The Thunderbird spell checker lists several more related variants. These
spell checkers are like young creatures that need nourishment to grow
into useful individuals. When you encounter a deficiency the practice
of selecting "Add to dictionary" will allow the critter to mature more
to your liking.

Rev. J.D. Walker, MsD, U.C.
--
"... what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a
measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results
with His Noodly Appendage."

-- Bobby Henderson opposing Evolution & Intelligent Design