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Board member Randy Hough won an award from the Chess Journalists of
America for the "best humorous article" for writing what was
essentially an attack piece on Sam Sloan.

The full text of the article that won the Chess Journalists of America
award as best humorous article for 2006-07 is on the Personal Website
of Randy Hough at

http://www.randyhough.com/word/

Its not exactly a rib-tickler, is it?

I was hoping to win with my own brief essay on the Secret Marriage of Paul
Truong, who, converted to Mormonism, married all 3 Polgar sisters [!] plus
by incredibly sloppy process of the youngish minister-in-training, the left
half of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

And /that/ is why he moved to Texas, to be able get out of the house more -
right out on the peaceful range of the new million-acre SPICE Camel and
New-Husband Sanctuary, whose very first inhabitant was Gata Kamsky's camel,
the same one Our Leader presented him with in Kalmykia. [note. Judit Polgar
got a sheep, current whereabouts unknown]

Somewhere, lurking in an arroyo [?] or is it a defile, is a slight figure
wearing a 10 gallon hat, field glasses around his neck, and a pocket gps
satellite computer, to report the movements of Paul 'Howdy!' Truong to this
newsgroup, assorted 'alt' lawyers [whatever they are] and no-doubt mystified
people in Hungary and the People's Paradise of Vietnam.

Phil Innes