Mohammed Sloan has lost his mind
Who- Ha, Who-Ha
Look as he may he just cant find
Reason nor a rhyme

The greatest of his time?
The greatest in his mind!

Mohammed Sloan has lost his mind
But it ain't worth a dime.

Mohammed Sloan he breaks the law
Who-ha, who -ha
Files lawsuit like you you never saw
Annoying like a caw

Greatest of all time?
Only in his mind

Mohammed Sloan has lost his mind
But it ain't worth a dime.

(sung to the tune of "Camptown Racers"


Sam Sloan