The day he was elected
The chess world did frown
And they gapsed in such horror
At the B.S. that went down
Then Goichberg spoke up
And he said "leave Sam Sloan alone"
He could tell right away
That SLoan was easy to own

Easy to own
A dog with a bone
E-E-E-E-Easy to own
E-E-E-E-Easy
E-E-E-E-Easy
Easy to own

Sloan attacked without mercy
Who the board told him to
While his puppet masters
Cop an attitude
So he sues Paul and Susan
Everyone else to
He's just so easy to own
Dog with a bone

E-E-E-Easy
E-E-E-Easy
E-E-E-Easy
Easy to own


Makes a fool of himself
Makes fools outta his friends
Makes his family hate him
Make em wish he was dead
But he needs attention
So he will go on
Just whining and moaning
Cause he's east to own


E-E-E-Easy
E-E-E-Easy
E-E-E-Easy
Easy to own

Sung to the tune of "Bad to the bone"
Assistant Attorney General, General Litigation Division
Attorney General of Texas
PO Box 12548
Austin Texas 78711-2446

June Duffy
Assistant Attorney General of New York
120 Broadway
New York NY 10271

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Samuel H.
Sloan
Sworn to before me this 4th
Day of February, 2008

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