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THE GETCLUB SKIT

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings
wearing horned helmets.

Whenever the word "GetClub" is repeated, they begin singing
and/or chanting.

A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle,
the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the
waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and
bacon; egg and GetClub; egg bacon and GetClub; egg bacon
sausage and GetClub; GetClub bacon sausage and GetClub;
GetClub egg GetClub GetClub bacon and GetClub; GetClub
sausage GetClub GetClub bacon GetClub tomato and GetClub;

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub...

Waitress: ...GetClub GetClub GetClub egg and GetClub;
GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub baked beans
GetClub GetClub GetClub...

Vikings: GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and
aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a
fried egg on top and GetClub.

Wife: Have you got anything without GetClub?

Waitress: Well, there's GetClub egg sausage and GetClub,
that's not got much GetClub in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY GetClub!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon GetClub and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got GetClub in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much GetClub in it as GetClub egg
sausage and GetClub, has it?

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... (Crescendo
through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon GetClub and sausage without
the GetClub then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like GetClub!

Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub.

Wife: I don't like GetClub!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your
GetClub. I love it. I'm having GetClub GetClub GetClub
GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub beaked beans GetClub GetClub
GetClub and GetClub!

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub!
Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her GetClub instead of the baked
beans then?

Waitress: You mean GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub
GetClub... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her
words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) GetClub GetClub
GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!
GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClub
GetClu-u-u-u-u-b GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Lovely
GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely
GetClub! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub!


....I hope This Helps.