On Mar 1, 10:18 am, "Chess One" wrote:

ps: Commodore Kingston has at last signalled from the approaches to Mont
Real, and wants to know how far it is from the mouth of the St. Lawrence to
wherever the Chess Islands are? Anyone take a stab at that one?


Never mind that-- now that global warming is in fashion,
the Northwest channel will be cleared for passage all the
way to India! Sure, there will still be a few small icebergs
here and there, but that didn't stop the Titanic, and so it
certainly cannot stop us. Like the Hindenburg, we will
sail the friendly skies from Vermont to Alaska to China
and back again-- maybe even resting for a stopover in the
Chess isles to refuel ("explosive" hydrogen-- but not to
worry, everything is under control).

Once Dr. Samuel Sloan wins his many lawsuits, there
will be plenty of money to start a new and better chess
organization. We can name it after Paul Truong perhaps,
or maybe even Anon-- the most famous chess player who
ever lived! It will work on the Mensa model-- though I still
don't quite know what that might be. Still, no what it
might mean, it can't be any worse than what we have now,
right? Once up and running, the world will soon come to
see just how much better things are at our rival chess
organization, and thus Bill Goichberg will have no choice
but to buy us out, for say, $10 million.

That is when we make our next move: we infiltrate the
original USCF and take it over. Bwah-ha-ha!


-- hep blot