On Mar 11, 9:09*am, zdrakec wrote:
On Mar 10, 4:54*pm, (Sam Sloan) wrote:





Wonderful News From the Hill!

This is really great news.

The Governor of the State of New York, in office only three months,
has been caught having sex with a female prostitute. (Note that it is
necessary to specify "female prostitute", not "male prostitute".)

This is the best news since 2004 when Governor Jim McGreevey of New
Jersey admitted that he was queer!

We can hardly wait to see the pictures of the prostitute that Governor
Spitzer was caught with. Reports are that she was beautiful and her
prize was high.

One funny thing though: Republicans are always caught in bed with
little boys. Democrats are always caught having sex with adult woman.
Why is that?

Also, the Democrats always serve out their term of office after having
been caught. The Republicans always resign.

Any theories as to why that is true?

Three cheers for Larry Craig for sticking around. He's my man !!!!

Also, be sure to buy my books on Sex in the White House:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0923891900

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1881373029/

Plus one more coming out soon:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/092389196X

Sam Sloan

And this has what, exactly, to do with chess?

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What does the State Department have to do with chess? Prostitution is
a common crime amonig chessplayers.