On Mar 15, 4:34 pm, samsloan wrote:

In one of the most preposterous, ridiculous and absurd claims
imaginable, Joel Channing claims that Polgar has 300,000 kids in her
program.

It was actually Carol Channing. She said:
"Hey! Didya hear about that Polgar woman? The one in the sheitl? I
wouldn't say she likes to have oompah oompah but she has three hundred
thousand kids! Didya like that one? No, not you. The one in the
sheitl. Is it sheitl or shtetl? For you - shtetl. Polgar has a friend
called Sam Sloan. He's known as the bacon-crunching sheitl-bashing
bishop-banging space-suit-farting lap-top-seeking Morden-cordon-Auden-
Warden and here's a song about the USCF. [laughter] [Carol sings]
Polgar polgar polgar, koonoo mata mia. Tingo tingo tingo, Kala kala
kala ...
[A demon appears on the stage]
Carol: Gaaaaaaah!!
Audience: Gaaaaaah!!!