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On Mar 28, 11:45 am, "Chess One" wrote:

**The Master Phil-Sama.


I had a Mr. Mopperhead look at the headers
of that post, and after careful analysis it was
determined that since all the Fake Sanny
postings were made from Vermont, it was
either nearly-an-IMnes or Tyler Kingstone who
was responsible.

A common mistake. Tyler, you see is a Californian and besides,
lives in a part of the state where you can see New York State,
which real Vermonters avoid having to see.

I told Mr. Mopperhead that I
happened to know for a fact that neither of
those two were responsible types, but he said
I needed some "headers" as proof.

A soccer term?

IMO, it would be a simple matter to construct
a question to determine which Vermontian was
the culprit: a spelling question perhaps, or a
test to see if the Fake Sanny would mindlessly
ape Larry Parr, if given half a chance. But Mr.
Mopperhead is in charge of the investigation,
and he insists on "headers" and IP addresses
and whatnot. Well, he does have a point; what
if "Robber" Mitchell were to spoof nearly-an-
IMnes' IP address? Surely, he too would miss
the spelling question, giving a false-positive
and implicating the wrong man.

That's true. He can't spell worth a shirt.

But what Mr. Mopperhead doesn't know is
that I have devised a very simple test for this;
it's a chess problem that nearly-an-IMnes can
solve (using his Rybka program) easily, but
which Rob "da robber" Mitchell would fail,
hanging a piece (as usual).

Sadly, Rybka is in the dog-house and I haven't used it since Christmas.
Currently I am using EPD2Diag. Which has a horsey header, or icon,
whereas Rybka has a King& Rook combo.

Okay-- maybe I
need to just accept the fact that Mr. Mopper-
head was put in charge, not me. It's /his/
investigation, not mine.

Mr. Mopperhead was never put in charge of anything that I know of*

Didn't he rather take it on himself as a helpful volunteer to, after his
work
was questioned by Mr. Truong, investigate as a complete cooincidence,
and not to do with his business relationship with Mr. Truong?

*[laugh] that is, USCF have been asked who authorised Mr. M's
investigation and (a) forgot to answer the question or (b) said it was
a secret that lawyers told them not to answer, becaus (c) if they did ...

gulp

PI private I Services

I guess I'll just wait
until the real experts do their thing;
meanwhile, I can just sit here, reading about
the many slave-children of John Adams and
George Washington... .


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