On Apr 18, 7:25 am, wrote:

Rybka would beat Zebediah like a rented mule while he
does the same to GitClub.


Like a rented mule?! Say, just how old are you,
grandpa? In 1904, a fellow named John Deere
invented a contraption designed to pull a plow,
using corn-whiskey as fuel. Ever since then, the
mule-skinners and mule-abusers have been on
the decline, replaced by iced tea-sipping farmers
who now *ride* behind their tractors, listening to
country music via their local radio stations.

One thing I always liked about mules, though:
they live longer than horses and are more sure-
footed. Unfortunately, you gotta have a whole
lot of patience, 'cause them critters are stubborn
as... well, as mules! One time, I spent the
better part of the morning hitchin' up a team. By
the time I got to the fields, it was almost time to
slop the hogs again! Finally, I just got fed-up
and put 'em out to pasture, buying me a pair of
500cc Honda dirt bikes as replacements. Yessir,
them were the good ol' days... .


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