/usr/ceo wrote:
Any leads or recommendations would be massively appreciated. I could
have sworn I had seen something like this years and years ago, but
what I saw probably doesn't exist anymore. But surely something has
taken it's place.

Thanks!
/usr/ceo

I'm sorry -- I don't have permission to write to /usr . *rimshot*


Dave.

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