Please drink the Juice at GetClub. I am sure you will like it. It has
Onoin, Choclate and all flovour you want.

Drinking onion juice doesn't sound very appealing -_-

I am not good at Chess but GetClub Beginner Level beats 80% of the
average players.

Tip.. This is a biggie.

It doesn't matter what % of players a chess engine can beat....

I *suck* at chess

I don't want to play some chess engine that kicks my ass all the time. I
mean, what's the fun in that?
I want a chess program that can be adjusted to a point where I could maybe
beat it and if I don't I can see where I went wrong.
I want a chess program that can offer me advice 'Hey, you know... maybe if
you did this move instead it would open all these other option..." so that I
can learn to play chess better.
I don't want the chess program to *always* offer tips, sometimes I want to
play on my own steam. So it has to be an option.
I want a chess program to have a database of famous games. That can walk
through the games and tell me "Look at this move by famous GM xyz! It opens
up this attack..." or "This move by famous GM zyx cost him the game
because...".

I want it to look nice!
I want it to feel friendly!
I want it to be fun!
I want it to make me better and get better itself so I always have a
challange!

It doesn't matter what % of players a chess engine can beat.
All that matters is that it's fun to play. The more people it's fun for the
more people will buy it.

And don't tell me to play chess at GetClub, I've visited the site and I
don't want to play there.
It doesn't look inviting, it doesn't look fun. These things you will have to
change if you want to make money.

ave