SBD wrote:

What IS the sound of one hand clapping?

If you cannot clap with one hand, then you are
not a very creative thinker. Try bending the hand
at the knuckles, slapping the fingers against the
palm repeatedly. Now try it with the other hand.

Okay, now slap yourself on the face. Again.
Now give it to yourself *really good*. What's
that, you whiner-- you don't like it? Too bad.
You'll get slapped and like it! I get the girl, see?
'Cause I'm Bogie, see? C'mon, Slim-- let's blow
this joint.


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