I have never been sued for anything, and, since law suits are matters
of public record, this fabrication is remarkable even by Trice
standards.

Well… Ok. I feel the need to clarify one thing. While “The Trice”
has
taken absolutely no legal action against me here on Planet Earth, I
should also point out that, since it is well established that he runs
a business selling property on Planet Mars, the possibility does
exist
that some action may have been taken against me through the Martian
system of jurisprudence. If I had the money, I would check it out by
personally visiting the Supreme Court of Mars, which was built on top
of Olympus Mons, the largest mountain in the Solar System, so that
the
Justices may enjoy an incredible view while they dole out their
unique
form of particularly cruel justice. And, when they are not at work,
they like to hang out with Arnold Schwarzenegger at his summer home
located in Mars’ northern polar caps, a property that Schwarzenegger
purchased from Trice’s company, legallyownlandonmars.com, according
to
the company’s website. While there, they sit around, drink beer, and
play Gothic Chess while listening to Martian Operas that chronicle
the
saga of Trice’s heroic dealings with the late Bobby Fischer. Then
they eat pie.


References:
http://who.godaddy.com/WhoIs.aspx?do...onmars.com&pro...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54I8wqm2NeE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus_Mons