Dear Mr./Ms. Coffey,

Heil Dubya!

That was Alekhine, when Tal was still urinating in his diapers.

Tal relieved himself in public once, iirc, some simul in Cali?

Not sure if that qualifies as being a jerk.

Showing up as drunk as he did, that qualifies though I think.

Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan und Irak. Morgen die ganze Welt!

Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka uber Alles!

Fraternally,

Jerome Bibuld
gens una sumus