Dear Mr. Kennedy,

Heil Dubya!

Do you know me well enough to call me, "Jerry"? Or is it your cultured United
Statesian arrogance? I don't remember you at all.

As for the "krypto-nazi krap", I'll explain again what I have explained more
than once before.

In 1944, I enlisted in the U. S. Merchant Marine (I was too young for the
Army), to fight fascism. In those days, a "good" German citizen would start
all colloquies with "Heil Hitler!" (Hail Hitler!). I am a "good" U. S.
citizen; I pay my taxes and am not a member of the underground -- nor have I
tried to find one or organize one, blaming my age and poor health for my
failure to act as a "good" human, rather than as a "good" United Statesian. So
I begin all colloquies with, "Heil Dubya!" because "Dubya" is our fuhrer.

In 1944, the Nazi government had a slogan, "Heute Deutschland. Morgen die
ganze Welt!" (Today Germany. Tomorrow the entire world!) Our fascist leaders
have gone beyond Uhmuhrikkka (a variation -- including the initials of the Ku
Klux Klan, which is at the heart of our nation -- on the pronunciation of
America by our fuhrer) to Afghanistan and Iraq, so I include those two
countries in describing the current situation, while projecting a "good" U. S.
citizen's actions toward the future.

Then, the national anthem of Nazi Germany was "Deutschland, Deutschland uber
Alles!" (Germany, Germany over all else!) I don't think I have to explain the
second line of my usual closing further here.

Finally and parenthetically, I ask those among my compatriots who may be able
to think independently whether the attacks on the Twin Towers and Pentagon of
11 September 2001 -- which I have concluded were organized and implemented by
our own "leaders" -- should be compared to Kristalnacht, which was perpetrated
by the Nazi Party as the beginning of the formalized governmental attacks on
the Jewish People by the Nazi German government or the date of the Reichstag
fire -- also perpetrated by the Nazi Party government -- to use as an excuse to
formally implement the fascist state, as we normally recognize it.

As for the question of "Where is it written?" Of course, I wouldn't have
provided identification, if shown where it was written. (I merely knew they
wouldn't answer the question, because I have lived in the U. S. A. all my life
and fought various beaurocracies for more than 65 years.) I would not show
them identification, because one of the NECESSITIES of a fascist state is
making common citizens jump through hoops and I believe I can get away without
jumping though that particular hoop. If I get away with it and win a "federal
case", it's possible that NONE OF US will have to jump through THAT hoop. To
my mind it would be a blow, albeit a light blow, against our fascist rulers.
If I don't get away with it, one of my minor boasts is that I'm one of the few
persons who actually served (short) time during the "civil rights movement",
because I treasonably objected to Jim Crow -- In New York, by the way, NOT
Mississippi. (I hope they allow me to keep my nitroglycerine on my person.)

I won't bother to comment on your asinine question concerning "a working guy",
except to say that they "were only doing their duty". (I don't think you will
understand that last clause, but I may be wrong.)

Heil Dubya!

Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan und Irak. Morgen die ganze Welt!

Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka uber Alles!

(Was 11 September 2001 Kristalnacht or the date of the Reichstag fire?)

Jerry, what's with all this krypto-nazi krap, anyhow? Now, I know that
the main office of the National Socialist White People's Party used to
be near here, but they packed up and left town decades ago... What's
your excuse?

Since you asked for a look at your travail, I have to ask: if the
Storm Troopers, I mean, the flack catchers, had ever shown you "where
it was written," would you have complied -- or would you have found
another point of principle to haggle with them on? Aren't they
overworked and underpaid enough without your adding (gleefully) to
their grief? What's a working guy gotta do these days to catch a break
from you??

Rick

Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan und Irak. Morgen die ganze Welt!

Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka uber Alles!

(Was 11 September 2001 Kristalnacht or the date of the Reichstag fire?)

Fraternally,

MR. Bibuld, to you.