if you were britney spears it would.



"The Masked Bishop" wrote in message
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I lose to 1800s with everything, even dancing naked around the chess board
doesn't seem to help.



"Alex Dvorak" wrote in message
om...
I played e4 like Bobby Fischer but I still lose. Then I tried the
sicilian like Bobby and still no good. Do you think that maybe
Bobby's opponents let him win?? I can't beat anybody at my chess
club...they must like it when i show up so they can give me lessons
over the chessboard. you gotta help me please!!!


White: me (1208)
Black: 1832

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. d4 exd4 6. Qxd4 Qxd4 7.
Nxd4 Bc5 8. Be3 Bd7 9. c4 O-O-O 10. Nc3 Nf6 11. f3 Rhe8 12. Kf2 Kb8
13. Rad1
Bc8 14. g4 h6 15. Nxc6+ bxc6 16. Bxc5 Be6 17. b3 Nd7 18. Be3 Ne5 19.
Ke2
Rd6 20. Rxd6 cxd6 21. Rd1 Kc7 22. h3 h5 23. f4 Bxc4+ 24. bxc4 Nxc4 25.
Kf3
hxg4+ 26.hxg4 d5 27. e5 Rb8 28. Rb1 Rh8 29. Rg1 Rh3+ 30. Rg3 Rxg3+ 31.
Kxg3 Nxe3 32.f5 d4 33. Ne4 Nc4 34. Kf4 d3 35. Nc3 Kd7 36. Ke4 d2 37.
Kd4 Nb2 38. e6+
fxe639. fxe6+ Kxe6 40. Kc5 Kd7 41. a4 Nxa4+ 42. Nxa4 d1=Q 43. Nb6+ Kc7
44.
Nc4 Qxg4 {White resigns} 0-1

white: 1750
black: me (1208)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Bb5+ Bd7 6. Bxd7+ Qxd7 7.
Nf5 g6 8. Ne3 Bh6 9. Nc3 Ne7 10. O-O Nbc6 11. Ncd5 Nd4 12. Nf6+
(black resigns)

White: me
Black: 1825

1. e4 e5 2. f4 Nc6 3. Nf3 f5 4. exf5 exf4 5. Bc4 d5 6. Bb3 Bxf5 7. O-O
Nf6 8. Re1+ Be7 9. Ne5 O-O 10. Nxc6 bxc6 11. Nc3 Bd6 12. d3 Kh8 13.
Ne2 Bg4
14.c3 f3 15. gxf3 Bxf3 16. Bg5 Qd7 17. Qd2 Qg4+ 18. Ng3 Bxg3 19. hxg3
Qxg3+ 20.Kf1 Ng4 21. Re2 Be4+ 22. Rf2 Rxf2+ 23. Qxf2 Qxf2 (white
resigns)


where's bobby when you need him?