"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
news:rame.1079188802p21673@linux...
Six for Sex, early 1970s movie

Has anybody ever seen, heard of or know where to obtain an early 1970s
porn movie entitled "Six for Sex"?

Dear Sam,

I was sorry to hear the sad news about your pet guinea pig. I hope that you
are recovering well from the shock of this tragic loss. You could consider
joining a support group for bereaved pet owners, and that might help you
through this difficult time.

As far as your computer problem is concerned, it sounds to me like your
technical connector device has become unhooked from the networking modular
node. If you take out the communication unit, then give the orange cable an
anti-clockwise half-twist (but not more), you should be able to run the
anti-stealth operating device manager, and configure the coaxial setting
from 3 to 4, which should fix your problem nicely. Make sure that you don't
accidentally reverse the values of the cobalt setting however, because you
will then really have a difficult time resolving any future issues with
sudden network spiking, especially on weekends. If this doesn't work, you
may need to invest in a new split connection limiter, and connect it from
your monitor to your washroom, making sure to keep the dislocator wires
intact, and ensuring that it doesn't come into contact with toothpaste or
pencil shavings.

Is Bob Shore still the head of the psychiatric department there? If so,
please give him my regards. I have fond memories of the devious tricks I
used to play while enrolled in his self-image program before they let me get
my permit to go home. I hope you'll be getting out soon (the Friday nite
girls at Hooters are looking forward to it already!), but I hear that more
progress is required in dealing with pyromania.

The insurance company has contacted me numerous times, but so far I have
been successful in diverting their attention from your real location.
You'll also be pleased to know that I renovated and extended our apartment
by scraping off the wallpaper. There's much more breathing room now (not to
mention more room for swinging Puddles the cat), plus the jam on the walls
was getting a little unsightly, so a good clean was more than overdue. I
hope you won't object, because I know that plum jam was your favorite, but I
have a brand new jar ready for you in the fridge. Just make sure you get
out before the expiry date.

PS: You don't really watch porn do you, you naughty boy?
--
Gregory Topov (whose tagline is the only indicator of truth)
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