Crossville Nudist Colony: Wonderful News for the USCF !!

They have been holding out on us. This changes everything. Turns out
that the land so generously given to us by the City Fathers of
Crossville is just a few miles from one of the most well known nudist
colonies in the entire US.

Although I have long been skeptical about the wisdom of a move to
Crossville, now I am sold on the idea. Consider the advantages:

We will have a low cost work force: Nudist do not have a lot of money
because they cannot even afford to buy clothing but on the other hand
living expenses are low, so we will be able to hire them at minimum
wage to do the USCF chess ratings data entry. Mike Nolan will get to
see lots of naked girls in our clothing optional national
headquarters. He might even be willing to work there for free.

The Crossville Nudist Colony features a game room. A picture of the
game room is at
http://tannude.com/chouse1.htm

As you can see, there are nice tables there for playing chess. I will
look forward to playing a chess tournament there, not to look at the
naked girls there, as I am surrounded by naked girls all the time, but
because my opponents will be looking at the naked girls and therefore
will be lose to me and I will get my chess rating back up to expert.

A lot of nudists play chess so they will be able to bring their wives
and children to the nudist scholastic chess tournaments the USCF will
naturally be holding in Crossville.

Having naked nudist girls doing the office work for the USCF will
certainly increase the number of visitors who come to visit the USCF
offices, which will thereby increase membership and USCF chess will
boom.

I was able to find the Crossville Nudist Colony on the map using
Mapquest.com To get there, take Route 70N. The nudist colony is on the
right hand side about three miles northwest from the town center.

The website of the nudist colony is easy to remember. Just think Tan
Nude Dot Com of tannude.com . You can also find it by doing a search
for Timberline Lodge Nudist Resort.

This adds to the newly discovered advantages of the move to
Crossville. Another advantage is that part of the land so generously
given to us by the City Fathers of Crossville is wetlands, so we will
be able to go duck hunting on USCF Property, so long as we do not
disturb the nests and habitats of the ducks. Nude duck hunting is
doubtless allowed as well.

Sam Sloan
http://www.tannude.com

In the year of our Lord Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:14:00 GMT,
(Sam Sloan) wrote:

Crossville Nudist Colony: Wonderful News for the USCF !!

They have been holding out on us. This changes everything. Turns out
that the land so generously given to us by the City Fathers of
Crossville is just a few miles from one of the most well known nudist
colonies in the entire US.

I kinda thought Sam might change his position.





The enemy fight in chains, invisible chains, but heavy;
Their minds are fetter'd; then how can they be free,
-- William Blake

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:43:42 -0700, "Richard C."
wrote:

Nudists probably all make more money than you do.

Yeah, and what's more, they don't squander it on clothes.

I have been trying to figure out exactly where the nudist colony is as
compared to the future USCF headquarters. The future USCF headquarters
will be located on O'Brien Drive about 1.5 miles northwest of the town
central. The nudist colony seems to be 3 miles northwest of the town
central. However, the nudist colony does not have a street address.
The directions on how to get there are just to take highway 70N north
and turn right at the sign. It does not say how far to go after that.

Going Northwest from where the USCF is to be there is an empty gap
between highway 40 and highway 70 with no roads but lots of creeks and
streams. This is obviously a mountain range. The nudist colony is in
that empty space somewhere, or perhaps occupies all of it.

We know that Tim Hanke likes to go duck hunting which is the reason
why he changed his mind and voted for the Crossville deal, but if he
misses the duck it could carry through to the nudist colony.

Tim Hanke is in military training to go to Iraq and fight for the
honor of his country and he may be there already since nobody has
heard from him in three months, but as part of his military training
he may want to go tromping through the wetlands that have been given
to the USCF by the generous City Fathers of Crossville and see if he
can reach the nudist colony via a path through the woods. Not only
would this been good training but he might even get lucky and catch a
naked girl there as well.

The April Chess Life has two pages about the move to Crossville but
does not give the street address of the Old Baptist Church where the
USCF is now temporarily located nor does it give the address of the
land where the future USCF will be.

The nudist colony is offering plots of land where nudists can build
homes. Here is an ad:

For Sale:
Highly visible property near Interstate 40 with potential for
commercial or residential development and adjacent to Timberline
Resort for sale by Timberline owner. Perfect for clothing optional
development or nudist who would like private home near Timberline
Resort. Crossville, a growing community and a great retirement area.
Low taxes. Close to major Tennessee cities, but quiet and low-keyed.
Call Glenn Terry at 931-707-8293 for details.

http://www.tannude.com/realestate.htm

The ad should have mentioned that this place would be perfect for
nude,duck hunting,chess politicians.

Could Rob Mitchell please provide a satellite photo so that we can see
the situation better?

Sam Sloan
http://www.tannude.com

Richard: Are you as ignorant as you appear?

Nudists probably all make more money than you do.



Richard, he is being sarcastic. You are missing the whole point.
Research what he is talking about and come back when you have a clue.

Sam Sloan, you are a breathe of fresh hair on this board.
I feel your pain.
Unfotunately, your wit and sarcasm was lost on some of the people that
responded to your post. They were clueless.
But their posts gave a good laugh.

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 at 19:23 GMT, Sam Sloan wrote:

The nudist colony is offering plots of land where nudists can build
homes. Here is an ad:

For Sale:
Highly visible property near Interstate 40 with potential for

Highly visible? For the exhibitionists among them?

--
Chris F.A. Johnson http://cfaj.freeshell.org
================================================== ===============
Everything in moderation -- including moderation

Sam Sloan again:
Crossville Nudist Colony: Wonderful News for the USCF !!

They have been holding out on us. This changes everything. Turns out
that the land so generously given to us by the City Fathers of
Crossville is just a few miles from one of the most well known nudist
colonies in the entire US.

Quit crossposting you twit.

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Sam Sloan again:



Crossville Nudist Colony: Wonderful News for the USCF !!

They have been holding out on us. This changes everything. Turns out
that the land so generously given to us by the City Fathers of
Crossville is just a few miles from one of the most well known nudist

colonies in the entire US.



Quit crossposting you twit.
.


Orange, you
just crossposted also!
Everything he posted is applicable to all three chess message boards
and here also.
Why call him names when you did the exact same thing?

Sam,

Sam Sloan wrote:
Crossville Nudist Colony: Wonderful News for the USCF !!

They have been holding out on us. This changes everything. Turns out
that the land so generously given to us by the City Fathers of
Crossville is just a few miles from one of the most well known nudist
colonies in the entire US.

Although I have long been skeptical about the wisdom of a move to
Crossville, now I am sold on the idea. Consider the advantages:

We will have a low cost work force: Nudist do not have a lot of money
because they cannot even afford to buy clothing but on the other hand
living expenses are low, so we will be able to hire them at minimum
wage to do the USCF chess ratings data entry. Mike Nolan will get to
see lots of naked girls in our clothing optional national
headquarters. He might even be willing to work there for free.

The Crossville Nudist Colony features a game room. A picture of the
game room is at
http://tannude.com/chouse1.htm

As you can see, there are nice tables there for playing chess. I will
look forward to playing a chess tournament there, not to look at the
naked girls there, as I am surrounded by naked girls all the time,
but
because my opponents will be looking at the naked girls and therefore
will be lose to me and I will get my chess rating back up to expert.

A lot of nudists play chess so they will be able to bring their wives
and children to the nudist scholastic chess tournaments the USCF will
naturally be holding in Crossville.

Having naked nudist girls doing the office work for the USCF will
certainly increase the number of visitors who come to visit the USCF
offices, which will thereby increase membership and USCF chess will
boom.

I was able to find the Crossville Nudist Colony on the map using
Mapquest.com To get there, take Route 70N. The nudist colony is on
the
right hand side about three miles northwest from the town center.

The website of the nudist colony is easy to remember. Just think Tan
Nude Dot Com of tannude.com . You can also find it by doing a search
for Timberline Lodge Nudist Resort.

This adds to the newly discovered advantages of the move to
Crossville. Another advantage is that part of the land so generously
given to us by the City Fathers of Crossville is wetlands, so we will
be able to go duck hunting on USCF Property, so long as we do not
disturb the nests and habitats of the ducks. Nude duck hunting is
doubtless allowed as well.

Sam Sloan
http://www.tannude.com

Here is the link to see the resort from a "birds eye view":
http://terraserver-usa.com/image.asp...15&Y=19946&W=2
Rob