"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
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Crossville Nudist Colony: Wonderful News for the USCF !!

They have been holding out on us. This changes everything. Turns out
that the land so generously given to us by the City Fathers of
Crossville is just a few miles from one of the most well known nudist
colonies in the entire US.

Although I have long been skeptical about the wisdom of a move to
Crossville, now I am sold on the idea. Consider the advantages:

We will have a low cost work force: Nudist do not have a lot of money
because they cannot even afford to buy clothing but on the other hand
living expenses are low, so we will be able to hire them at minimum
wage to do the USCF chess ratings data entry. Mike Nolan will get to
see lots of naked girls in our clothing optional national
headquarters. He might even be willing to work there for free.

The Crossville Nudist Colony features a game room. A picture of the
game room is at
http://tannude.com/chouse1.htm

As you can see, there are nice tables there for playing chess. I will
look forward to playing a chess tournament there, not to look at the
naked girls there, as I am surrounded by naked girls all the time, but
because my opponents will be looking at the naked girls and therefore
will be lose to me and I will get my chess rating back up to expert.

A lot of nudists play chess so they will be able to bring their wives
and children to the nudist scholastic chess tournaments the USCF will
naturally be holding in Crossville.

Having naked nudist girls doing the office work for the USCF will
certainly increase the number of visitors who come to visit the USCF
offices, which will thereby increase membership and USCF chess will
boom.

I was able to find the Crossville Nudist Colony on the map using
Mapquest.com To get there, take Route 70N. The nudist colony is on the
right hand side about three miles northwest from the town center.

The website of the nudist colony is easy to remember. Just think Tan
Nude Dot Com of tannude.com . You can also find it by doing a search
for Timberline Lodge Nudist Resort.

This adds to the newly discovered advantages of the move to
Crossville. Another advantage is that part of the land so generously
given to us by the City Fathers of Crossville is wetlands, so we will
be able to go duck hunting on USCF Property, so long as we do not
disturb the nests and habitats of the ducks. Nude duck hunting is
doubtless allowed as well.

Sam Sloan
http://www.tannude.com

LOL. At least you can laugh about it. While you can certainly be stubborn on
issues that are rither already lost or otherwise pointless, there's no doubt
that the USCF will forever have to be on its toes...at least as long as you're
around. KUTGW

LSD