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  #11  
Old March 25th 07, 03:30 AM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
Rob
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Default Skippy Repa's Retard chess!

On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Rob" wrote:

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits!


Skippy is quite good at bullet-chess. His eye-hand
coordination has been honed to a fine edge despite
frequently being drunk and off his prescribed meds.
Indeed, despite a severe lack of mental and social
development, Skip has become like the Rain Man
character played by Dustin Hoffman -- very good at
one simple task. It is interesting to note that despite
his mental handicap, Skippy has an amazing ability
to quickly shift wood with a computer mouse, often
winning on time against players with twice his IQ!


I don't know why everyone wants to pick on the poor
boy. I mean, is it his fault that his development has
been severely retarded? Is he responsible for being
born a cretinous blob of frustrated ectoplasm and
hair? Not that I wish to point a finger at his parents,
but hey, where were they when the developmental
phase was supposed to ensue? Where were they
when Skippy was supposed to be learning to get
along with other kids, or when he was supposed to
be attending school? About the only thing they (if
indeed he can be supposed to have had two parents
and not just one) got right was in familiarizing the
poor creature with computers and the mouse.


Were it not for the renowned skill of the many
doctors at the sanitarium, we might all have given
up any hope of any improvement long ago. There
is always hope... .


-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------**-----

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3


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  #12  
Old March 25th 07, 07:33 AM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
Sanny
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Default Tough Competition at GetClub.com Chess.

On Mar 24, 11:16 pm, "Sanny Squares" wrote:
"Sanny" Should I give forced rating ie

You should close down your joke website and stop pretending that you know
anything aboutchess.


Whether I know abt chess or not is difficult to know. I somewhere near
1500 Rated. This rating is when I do not play chess so often.

If I had played in tournaments and read all opening books I might get
a rating of 1800 or so. I enjoy playing Chess at GetClub because even
beginner Level gives me a good Challenge.

http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

At GetClub Level of Play is

Beginner: 1600 (10-15 sec/move)
Easy: 1800 (30-40 sec/move)
Normal: 1900 (1-2 min/move)
Master: 2000 (5-10 min/move)

That's a great improvement.


Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
You can play Chess with Computer as well as Human opponents here.
And your Games are Recorded. http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

  #13  
Old March 25th 07, 07:42 AM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
Sanny
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Default IQ and money is not everything.

On Mar 24, 5:08 pm, "Good Moves are worth BEANS!"
wrote:
Actually Help-Bitch, the low IQ types like yourself are the ones who get
hired, usually at something close to minimum wage, to do the menial clerical
work such as checking spelling/typos, making coffee, making sure the copier
has enough paper, etc. At least you know your role. That's pretty good for a
moron.


There are millions of people doing this Jobs and Voting in election.
Whats the problem in these jobs. Atleast he is not robbing others,
stealing things or doing murders for money. The main thing is person
is good not what salary he is getting.

Keep backing down and hiding behind your numerous and sundry aliases you
pathetic little coward. You've backed down from controntation your entire
life. All you're doing now is the information-age equivalent of what you did
in your youth....ring doorbells and run away. You've probably never been in
a fight your entire life. When someone wants to beat your brains in you just
run and hide.

JMR


Do you know what you are talking about? I do not like people insulting
others for their low IQ.

If you are having a better IQ then be happy but don't make fun of
people with lower IQ.

If your IQ is 130, there are people with IQ 160 also and some with
180.

Flowers are beautiful they neither have IQ nor money. Google group is
for everyone to post not only for Big IQs people.

Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
You can play Chess with Computer as well as Human opponents here.
And your Games are Recorded. http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html


  #14  
Old March 25th 07, 12:18 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!
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Default IQ and money is not everything.

Sanny, i've got news for you. Nobody is interested in you or your crap
website.

JMR


  #15  
Old March 25th 07, 12:20 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!
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Default IQ and money is not everything.

And it's none of your business who I insult and how. Do everyone a favour
and find another place to post your spam.

JMR


  #16  
Old March 25th 07, 12:33 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
Sanny
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Default IQ and money is not everything.

On Mar 25, 4:18 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"
wrote:
Sanny, i've got news for you. Nobody is interested in you or your crap
website.

JMR


You are Opening a new account on google everyday. because you write
nonsense and just can't take on your words.

Get Lost and do not come with a new account again. People like you are
crack pots no better than mosqitos.

Rest you understand nothing and I have no interest in teaching fools.

Bye
Sanny

  #17  
Old March 25th 07, 01:13 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
spammaster69@gmail.com
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Default IQ and money is not everything. That's a good thing, because Sucky (Sanny) has neither of them.

Listen up you stupid little cocksucker. As has been told to you many
many times, by many different people.....NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOUR
CRAP WEBSITE. IT'S TOTALLY WORTHLESS!! You're a completely useless
little turd who doesn't know anything at all about chess. I'm an
expert class tournament player, and you're a patzer who doesn't even
know the basics of the game.

Secondly, why aren't you getting on the case of "Rob","Help-Bitch",
etc? He's posting as much as me, or more? You're picking the wrong guy
to start a flame war with Sucky. If your desire is to see less flaming
and flooding in this group, starting with me is only going to see it
increase by TEN-FOLD.

**** OFF Sucky, you don't belong here!

JMR

  #18  
Old March 25th 07, 01:16 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
spammaster69@gmail.com
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Default IQ and money is not everything. And it's a good thing, because Sucky (Sanny) has neither of them.

If your IQ is 130, there are people with IQ 160 also and some with
180.


Actualy, my IQ is quite a bit higher than 130 Sucky boy. And nobody
here is interested in you or your getclub crap. Take a hint and ****
OFF! You're picking the wrong guy to start a flame war with dickhead.
I personally guarantee you will not like the result. The TEN-FOLD
increase in spamming and flooding will be the least of your worries.

JMR


  #19  
Old March 25th 07, 01:18 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
spammaster69@gmail.com
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Default FACT: Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess is a testosterone-deficient moron with a 1400 elo!

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!



Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

  #20  
Old March 25th 07, 01:19 PM posted to rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.misc,alt.chess,rec.games.chess.computer,rec.games.chess.politics
spammaster69@gmail.com
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Default Re - Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess is a testosterone-deficient weakling who needs to hide behind aliases!

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!


Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

 




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