A new article at The Campbell Report:

http://correspondencechess.com/campb...es/a050509.htm

About the author, and his writing, from the sophisticated minds of
RGCP:

"Everybody would be astound with pug hyperopic fat man
on that photo." - Goran Tomic

"He can't help you nor that idiot, Piggy Neil Brennen!" -Goran Tomic

"Dear Neil, as far as I can see you appear to be a 450lb individual who
has
never volunteered any anecdote about woman, nor have you even mentioned
the
outdoors. Do you want to discuss this man-to-man?" -Philth Innes

"I simple wondered if in your speculations about relationships with
women you
had in fact much contact with them, or even with the outdoors,
considering
the extent of your physical person might inhibit either, and because
you
never actually mention either." - Philth Innes

"Dear Komrad Breeennen,
Your "chess history" ("plop"..."plop"..."plop"..."plop"..."plop") is
very
funny. But I would ask you something. You would do it for me. Could you
write some shorter article ("plop"..."plop"). Because I have no time to
read
your long "chess history articles"
("plop"..."plop"..."plop"..."plop"..."plop"). But if you have time,
make a
shorter version ("plop"..."plop"). If you do it I'll send you a packet
of
caramels. But, don't them eat to quick. Because you could have some
intestine's problems ("plooop"..."plooop")." -Goran Tomic

"Hi Idiot Neil Brennen or simply Idiot,
your Tim miss you. Has he gone to kill innocent people? Do you want to
write
some "history" about that killing inocent people? Or you would like to
go to
kill those people, too? Would you go drawing your adipose back and help
him? He'll never help you, any more. And you, too. I bet on them!"
-Goran Tomic

"You want to insult somebody or some squarely before big dinner. Maybe
that
magnify your appetite? Be careful. Do you like to eat? Too bow meat
could
have influence on your weight. You know how do you like! Please take
care
about that. Somebody could compare you with some domestic animal.
Sorry,
This is a bit rude joke." - Goran Tomic

"Neil, of no known sexual orientation himself, likes to speculate on
what other's might do in private! Even though from his picture he
appears to be in excess of 400 pounds in weight, and might indeed be a
right satyr in private [ROFL] - no posts by him admit any but prurient
sexual interest, mostly in solemn dissaproval of it ) " -Philth Innes

"This is, among other reasons, why I understand Goran Tomic to rightly
deprecate Neil Brennan as a chess historian." -Philth Innes

Goran Tomic wrote:
You are masochist?

We can add sarcasm to the list of subjects Moron Tomic does not
understand.

The Historian wrote:
A new article at The Campbell Report:

http://correspondencechess.com/campb...es/a050509.htm

Nice article, Neil. Thanks for posting the link. When I get a spare
hour, I may try my own hand at cooking those announced mates in 30 and
39.

Goran Tomic wrote:
In my country would say: "Rag found patch!"

The knacky color that if so shirts will satisfy to all of them. If
the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press number of
wishing floor. The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of
the chambermaid.

Goran Tomic wrote:
Dear Taylor,
Sorry on indiscrete question, but did you eat henbane or you are
(were)
drunk?

No, I ate fried chicken. Therefore rather than eating henbane, I was
myself indirectly the hen's bane, acting through "the invisible hand of
the marketplace." Like the song says:

You men eat yo' dinner, eat yo' pork and beans
I eat mo' chicken any man ever seen

Goran Tomic wrote:
By the way, what did you drink during your notorious interview with
KGB
agent(s).

Will you have whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What are all these crazy questions
Everybody's askin' me?

Idiot Neil Brennen (Piggy Breeeenen) wrote in
message oups.com...

We can add sarcasm to the list of subjects Moron Tonic does not
understand.


Hi Neil, false historian!
You are masochist? Could you answer yes or no? You provoked everybody on
this newsgroup and when you got what you deserved, you cry in anonymous
newspaper. Maybe you think to popularize that newspaper (or web site).
Nobody could help you. I shall not read texts on your web site. And nobody
from this newsgroup! Go away and don't bother everybody with that link!
I have one thing to mention:
One day you will understand that you are black hole without Fischer!

Best regards, and good appetite!
Groan Tonic

"Taylor Kingston" wrote in message
ups.com...

The Historian wrote:
A new article at The Campbell Report:

http://correspondencechess.com/campb...es/a050509.htm

Nice article, Neil. Thanks for posting the link. When I get a spare
hour, I may try my own hand at cooking those announced mates in 30 and
39.


I didn't read that article, and surely I'll never go on that site. Moreover
I'm sure that "article" is so bored that you, Taylor, didn't read, too.
Maybe you read some paragraphs, but not the whole "article". Be honest and
confess it! Maybe you have some financial interest in reclaiming those bored
"articles"?! Directly or indirectly?

I suggest everybody not to read these "articles" because their "author" has
no any qualification to write. He is no historian, nor chess player, nor
chess historian. By the way he has no sense to find something interesting in
history.

I have counsel for everybody: Don't click on the Neil Brennen's link! He
wants to check your computer configuration while your surf on that web site!
But, that's so primitive!

By the way dear Taylor and Neil, do you know that I can listen if I want)
your talking trough your mobile phones, when they are not active? When you
are sitting in your house and looking TV. I can hear your all comments (if I
want) about Neils "articles" and other themes? I can ken all the secrets, if
I'm interested in it! Remember how you jumped a month ago!

The only question is who installed that man and gave him "job" of "chess
historian" in National Federation? Why Taylor supports him? What's their
secret connection?

Taylor, when somebody who is not well informed reads your comment he could
think that one famous chess historian supports another grand chess
historian. But that's not true. You and your companion Neil are not chess
historians. Everybody knows that.

In my country would say: "Rag found patch!"

Regards,
Goran Tomic

Goran Tomic wrote:

I have counsel for everybody: Don't click on the Neil Brennen's link!
He
wants to check your computer configuration while your surf on that
web site!
But, that's so primitive!

This is, of course, a lie. The Campbell Report is a reputable website,
and has been so for many years. No information is collected when you
visit it.

"Taylor Kingston" wrote in message
The knacky color that if so shirts will satisfy to all of them. If
the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press number of
wishing floor. The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of
the chambermaid.


Dear Taylor,
Sorry on indiscrete question, but did you eat henbane or you are (were)
drunk?

Cordially,
Goran Tomic